Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Rules of E-Flirting

I swear I'm going to start a Tumblr page that just includes all of the dick pictures that are randomly sent to me!

Common guys?! REALLY!

I hate to break it to you, but your genitals are not as pretty as my genitals!
Are you trying to seduce me? As Wet Personal Lubricants blog will tell you the FIRST rule of e-flirting is....
*drum roll*
No unsolicited
If you should have learned one thing from clicking on the alleged photo of Hall Of Fame NFL Quarterback Brett Favre's penis when it was posted on the internet, it's that you really shouldn't text pictures of your junk to a woman who has never seen it in person.

Number two, which is just as important Seduce with words... this works in the e-field as well as in real life! Women love to be seduced with words. That's why they read romance novels and men watch porn. Guys, tell her what you want to do to her.

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