EdenFantasys: Mini Cock -- realistic dildo

When I was searching for this toy I was dead set against rubber since my last two melted and smelled horrid. However for the custom request Id been asked to do I needed a dildo that was "realistic" and unfortunately rubber was the only option.

I ordered the small, but I guess I didn't pay close enough attention to this toy because it’s SMALL. Tiny... if I go into any more detail about how pathetic this toy is, its going to turn into a script for a small dick humiliation video.

If you're buying this toy for pleasure you are either fooling yourself or are tighter than an 80 year old virgin who's been doing kegel exercises since she was 18. DAMN

I really don't know why someone would use this on themselves but it definitely would be a great gag gift and I intend to use it in several small dick humiliation videos before I put it up on my ExtraLunchMoney store (I really don't want this pathetic excuse for a dildo in my house any longer than it has to be).

Plus my hatred of rubber toys holds true. I'm back on my search for a realistic cock to make my custom. Oh well >.< Maybe I’ll eventually find one that’s NOT rubber!

Feeling Like Crap For No Reason!

So I woke up yesterday morning with a super weird sickness. My head and throat are totally fine but my whole body is achy and sore. I was hoping I would be better by today but apparently not.

It feels so weird!

I'm wondering if its due to the fact that I've had jury duty all week and today is the first day I've had NOTHING. Maybe I should wear my business attire more often?

Monogamy Is A Problem

Monogamy is failing men. How do I know this? Have you ever cheated? How'd that turn out for you?
Very few women are "ok" with their boyfriend, parnter, or spouse screwing someone else. Which leads me to my original statement. It's not just failing them its  a "socially compelled sexual incarceration" that can lead to a life of anger and contempt according to a new study from  England's University of Winchester.

EdenFantasys Blog: Fishnet Stockings

I know what you're thinking... YAY! Another EdenFantasysblog. I have to admit, I'm slightly excited about this review as well. This month I'm reviewing some fishnet stockings I received. Now I know what you're thinking "Big deal, they're fishnets... I have fishnets" and so do I but these are so much better than any of the other fishnet stockings I own!

Listless

Tired, listless, hopeful, half content, half anxious, half thrilled, half idk. Right now so many things are changing in my world its got my stomach in 6 different types of knots. Normally when shit like this happens I go for a walk... try to clear my head. Unfortunately, it's been raining non-stop, plus I really didnt have time to do a walk.... too much to do.

Angry Might Just Be Hungry

Serotonin, the brain chemical linked to mood, plays a key role in regulating emotions such as aggression.

Serotonin, the nerve-signaling chemical targeted by many antidepressants, appears to keep aggressive social responses in check, Molly Crockett, a psychologist at the University of Cambridge and colleagues reported in the journal Science.

Girls

I have a serious problem with girls. Girls are the strangest creatures on this planet and science has proven this.