Glass & Pussies Dont Mix?

So I was on one of the girl forums for one of the sites I use and one of the girls I absolutely hate was bitching about a custom she got requesting she use a wine bottle to masturbate. I tried to explain to her that its a fairly common request and she shouldnt have anything to worry about.

Then she proved why I dislike her so much.

Too Hot!

Can someone turn off the heat? Its a little ridiculous! Dont believe me? Two of my dildos MELTED yesterday! I keep them in a semi-temperature controled box in the back of my closet (the coolest place in my house) and they still melted. I'm either going to have to figure out how to meld them back into the proper shape or just throw them out and get new ones.

Rules of E-Flirting

I swear I'm going to start a Tumblr page that just includes all of the dick pictures that are randomly sent to me!

Common guys?! REALLY!

Three Reasons Women Should Use Sex Toys

1. Achieve Orgasm Faster and Easier with Vibrators

A study done in 2009 found that vibrators were the hottest selling sex toy. Do you know why? Vibrators do something that no human can. No, not just vibrate, there's more to it than that! They move faster, more consistently, and for longer periods of time than any fingers ever could. The average woman is able to reach orgasm quicker and easier with the high-frequency vibrations that most vibrators put off. Vibrators are versatile instruments, and can be used anywhere on the body to relax muscles, relieve strain, as well as provide precise stimulation for pleasure.

Vibrators may be the last consumer product group to come with absolutely no instructions or manuals from the manufacturers. At first blush you may think your vibrator doesn’t need a manual, but there are hundreds of different things to do with a vibrator, and if you’ve never used one a few pointers may be appreciated, so he's a couple of my thoughts.

Masturbation

"What's going through his mind when he's jerking it?"

I can't say I begin to even know, but I've been told that I'm not "really" a girl. (I say what I mean, and I want you to do the same) So when I stumbled upon this topic I figured it was a perfect topic for me to pull my junk out and discuss.